Non
Fungible
Turds

HODL ON, WTF?

Sometimes it’s a caterpillar🐛
Sometimes it’s amoebas🦠
Sometimes it’s nutty🥜
Sometimes it’s corny🌽
Sometimes it might be red, green or brown.
Sometimes it’s runny, sometimes it’s firm,
Sometimes it just hangs off the end of your ass...
You see... no two turds are the same.
It's one of a kind. It cannot be replicated.
It has guaranteed scarcity.
(See what we did there?)
Oh boy, did we just minted an NFT?

INTRODUCING THE
NON FUNGIBLE TURDS

A limited collection of 28 turd NFTs – one of a kind digital collectibles living on the Ethereum blockchain.
Your Turd doubles as your Turd Club membership card, and grants access to members-only benefits,
the first of which is access to THE TOILET ROLL, a collaborative graffiti scroll.
Future areas and perks can be unlocked by the community through roadmap activation.

THE SPECS

Each Turd is unique and humanely generated from our founder’s digestive system, from its shapes to its size to its traits. All Turds are dope, but some are rarer than others.

To access members-only areas such as THE TOILET ROLL, Turd-holders will need to be signed into their Metamask Wallet. (Under construction)

BE A PROUD,
UNAPOLOGETIC OWNER
OF NON FUNGIBLE TURDS

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

IS THIS FOR REAL?

Yes of course! Although a satire meant to poke holes at the whole NFT craze in the market. Perhaps there's some value of NFT as a new technology, but whatever happening is the market right now (Yes, I’m talking to you Cryptoart/jpegs) is just full of shit. That saying, we’re not saying that these Turds ain’t valuable. It’s probably NGMI. DYOR. But we ain’t stopping you from purchasing one on the way out though.

NFT (Turds) are intended as collectibles only, not securities or investments. If purchasing an NFT on this website or from marketplaces, there is zero guarantee whatsoever that you will ever be able to sell it in future, and you may lose 100% of what you pay for an NFT. Moreover, there is zero intrinsic value to any of the NFT's here. Therefore, USE THIS WEBSITE AT YOUR OWN RISK.

TURDS & CONDITIONS

THESE VIRTUAL NFT (TURDS) SERVE NO PURPOSE BEYOND BEING ABLE TO BE BOUGHT AND SOLD, AND GIVING YOU A SENSE OF PRIDE IN BEING THE OWNER OF 1 OF THE ONLY 28 TURDS IN THE MARKET.

I took pictures of my poop over a period of 28 days. One crap pic a day. It took some effort for reals. For instance, I had to eat solely beetroot for a day to 'mint' a reddish poop in the loo.

HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS?

DISCLAIMER